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sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

(via softballon)

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19 hours ago

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

(Source: sandandglass, via panicattackparty)

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22 hours ago

planturs:

what i planned to do this summer

  1. paint and make art
  2. hang out with friends
  3. exercise 

what i actually did

  1. cried
  2. blogged
  3. ruined every friendship i have

(via catsforsnacks)

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22 hours ago

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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(via guy)

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22 hours ago

bagmilk:

eating really nasty food at someones house

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(Source: heteroh, via theinconceivablehulk)

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22 hours ago

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

(via short-but-my-dick-tall-21)

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4 days ago

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

(via issywerewolf)

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1 week ago

APPARENTLY TODAY IS POTATO DAY

neonpinkpotatoes:

WHAT A LOVELY DAY TO BE ALIVE, OH MY GOODNESS 8DDDDDDDD

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1 week ago

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the-fricti0n-in-your-jeans:

girllookitthatbody-ahh:

lifteatgetswole:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER LAUGHED THIS MUCH

I love these. iHop, Carl “you cut off his leg…”

the-jellyfish-in-your-jeans

(via passive-aggressive-popsicle)

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